Mr. L's Class

Ed sat at his desk, leaned back with his feet up on his desk. He waited for his class to file in and take seats.

Ligt sat in the middle row, far left row (left to Mr. L).

Kurt walked in and took his seat toward the middle in the middle row. As he walked by the teacher he spoke to him:
"Mornin,Mr.L."

"Yo, Kurt, wasnt the homework easy, i mean fusing two isetopes of the same element, pftt, too easy, right?"

Noah walked in listening to classical music (Beethoven) he nodded to Mr. L and took a seat and opened his book, he began tapping the notes of Fur Elise on his Chemistry textbook hitting every note precisly.

"This is chemistry class?Oh, snap....."
Kurt chuckled and nodded at Light.
"Wasn't too hard...."

Lights face was something like this: -_-'

"You didnt know this was chemistry? what did you think we had?" Light imagined Kurt walking into the guys locker room when a bunh of freshmen were taking showers. he chuckled to himself.

"Nah, I knew this was chemistry. It was a joke.This is obviously chemistry.I mean, look:"
Kurt points to the top of the black board where Mr.L had wrote in very large letters: "CHEMISTRY".
"Duh."

Ralph walked into class and sat down in his seat towards the front..."Eh, I hate chemistry...Can't we do something more fun...Like gym class?"

Noah laughed at the three other students and got out of his seat and walked to the back of the classroom and began juggling his soccer ball with his feet, head, and chest.

"I wish" he said in response to Ralph a little late

"But science isn't all bad at least it isn't English"

"Yo, Noah, Pass the ball!" Light said as he stood up. "Ralph, we can make it gym class."

"Yeah, chem isn't exactly one of my favorites....I'm ok in it though..."
Kurt shruggs and gets up, and starts doing handstand push-ups.

Noah did and air flare (look it up) and spin kicked the ball to the kid.

"Hope you can handle it, did't mean to kick it that hard" he laughed as the ball rocketed towards the kid.

(it is coming at you really fast so duck or something or try to get it)

Kurt kept doing pushups, but began to switch to One-Handed-Handstand-Push-Ups.Yeah. He's that damn good.
"22......23........24....25......"

Ralph jumped up and caught Noah's ball..."Damn Noah, you woulda killed the kid with that kick!" Ralph chuckled as he head butted it back.

"What the hell ralph, i could handle that. Woops, sorry Mr. L" Light grabbs the ball and begins to juggle it with all parts of his body.

Noah ran up and easily stole the ball back and began juggling it again.

"Sorry used to bein in a game" he laughed and kicked the ball in the air and it landed in his backpack.

"32....33....34....35!"
Kurt does a ninja-esque back flip out of his push ups.

"No offense man, but you don't know Noah's kick...That asshole could bring me down if he placed it right..." He chuckled jokingly.

Noah laughed and placed his bag on the floor.

"Got the best kick in the school, but nothing can bring you down, have you ever actually been taken down in a game man" he laughed returning the complimant

"I know how to recieve one of those, dumb... " he thought about what he was going to say, remebering mr l. " Dont you know I played varsity last year?"

"Isnt it class time, how come only us 5 are here?"

"More will come soon enough, in the meantime, Kurt get of the desks, and lets take a seat for Mr.L" he laughed as he followed Kurt with his eyes.

Kurt flipped of the desk, and did a butterfly kick before landing and returning to his seat, still singing to himself.
'Everybody's probablly out back, smokin crack....."

Ralph sat in his desk and leaned back..."Eh, that's also cause I play defense, I do most of the hittin...But when I get the ball, it is kinda hard to stop me..." Ralph said with pride.

"Thats why I don't play football, someone like you on the other side of the line and I would wet myself" he said spinning his ball on his finger.

"Yeah, but your a fast little guy, I could put you on running back and just play full back beside ya, block for ya and everything...Then no one could stop us from winnin districts!"

"Ha we could, I might join if tryouts arent over, or do already have a runnin back" he smiled big.

"We do, he aint bad, but hes also on defense as a defensive end...We kinda run him dry quick, so we can't do too much running plays cause of that."

"Well how can I join up, if you think about it I could kick too" he said spinning the ball on the tip of his foot.

Ralph chuckled..."Yeah, our kicker is alright..But he is just missin out on some skill, can't expect much out of a rookie though...Senior kicker broke his leg skating...Fuckin dumb ass..."

"Well when can I try out, man I want to join" he said leaning forward in his seat

"Sure man, just meet us up at practice one time."

Chris arrived late like he usually does, he was obviously high as a kite, he flicked the remnants of his joint into his mouth and swallowed it, then inserted a piece of gum into his mouth, he slid in next to Ralph and greeted everyone "whats up guys, this gum is amazing by the way" he chuckled

"Your welcome, Chris, I know the guy who makes it, could get you some stuff for free."

Kurt chuckled at the stoned Chris.
"Mornin', Cheech...."

Ralph chuckled and shook his head..."Too many stoners in this school, at least it aint a bad thing."

"hey i am the original stoner ok guys?" he chuckled

"Sure ya are..." Ralph chuckled along with him.

"Sit down you pot heads" he said with a smile.

"Time to learn, just give me an hour and a half off your time, then I don't care what you guys do"

"Fair is fair Mr.L, so what we doin today teach?" Ralph pulled out his notebook and got ready for class.

Noah pulled out his notebook as well and turned to a page that wasn't riddled with musical notes and songs.

"You have my attention Mr. L"

"We are learning about the elements that have non-English derived chemical symbols."

"Like Tngsten, whose symbol is W for Wolframite?" Light asked, it was a rhetorical question, just to get the other guys in to this

"And sodium, which is 'Au', liike it just got socked in the nuts?"

"Gold is Au dumbass, sodium is Na.. Potassium is K..."

"Ey man, chill with the harshness, I didn't know the answer either."