Ed's Hangover

Subject: Ed's Hangover Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:21 am

Ed woke up to the twenty something woman he had met at the club the night before, another was brushing her teeth in his bathroom. Ed's head pounded with each stroke. "I drank way too much last night. At least it turned out well for me." He smiled slightly. Both were very good looking young women. Ed got up and put his clothes back on and walked out to his kitchen to start a pot of green tea.

Subject: Re: Ed's Hangover Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:48 am

Wilbert knocked on Eduard's door, he was pretty good friends with Ed at the school..."Sup nigge, I need some place ta chill!"

Subject: Re: Ed's Hangover Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:52 am

"Uh, not really a good time Wilbert. Unless you got pot or are completely clean. If you're not clean, I can give you some money for a hotel."

Subject: Re: Ed's Hangover Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:53 am

"Dawg i'm off da crack I swear fo god...Just let a brotha hang with a cracka."

Subject: Re: Ed's Hangover Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:56 am

"Fine but if I wake up with shit in my pants again your leaving."

Subject: Re: Ed's Hangover Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:02 am

"I sorry dawg." Wilbert chuckled..."So let a brotha in!"

Subject: Re: Ed's Hangover Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:03 am

"Fine mate! Just stay out of my bed room. I have some work I need to finish up."

Subject: Re: Ed's Hangover Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:08 am

"Oh I see dawg..." Wilbert chuckled as he entered Ed's home, he sat down on the couch and turned on the TV and watched what ever was on. "Mind if a brotha smokes?"

Subject: Re: Ed's Hangover Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:09 am

"Depends, what are you smoking?"

Subject: Re: Ed's Hangover Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:10 am

"Some tobacco, maybe some weed too!"

Subject: Re: Ed's Hangover Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:11 am

"Smoke your cigarettes for now, save the weed for later. I'm gonna go get my jollies mate.""

Subject: Re: Ed's Hangover Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:42 am

"Feel ya bra." Wilbert lit up a cigarette and inhaled a hit.

Subject: Re: Ed's Hangover Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:45 am

After over an hour of jolly getting, Ed exited the room smoking a cigarette, followed by two exhausted looking women. "I'm ready for this shit."

Subject: Re: Ed's Hangover Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:10 am

"You offerin a nigga one?"

Subject: Re: Ed's Hangover Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:14 am

"If they feel like it, I tired them out pretty good."

Subject: Re: Ed's Hangover Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:24 am

"Dey aint ready forda black slimah snake! But I try and give it ta em anyway."

Subject: Re: Ed's Hangover Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:42 am

"That doesn't sound appealing at all. Why is your dick slimy? I got that real smooth shit, know what I'm sayin' dawg."

(More inside jokes!)

Subject: Re: Ed's Hangover Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:46 am

"Bitch you aint wantin me to whip out my genitalia...I'll embarrass yo ass to da point ya aint neva wanna see yo own dick again!"

Subject: Re: Ed's Hangover Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:50 am

(Nice come back.)

"Either one of you wnat his slimy dick?"

One girl vehemently refused because she was secretly a member of the Ku Klux Klan. The other thought about it and accepted.

"Go to the guest room and shut the door!"

Subject: Re: Ed's Hangover Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:56 am

"Alright bra dats how we do!" Wilbert stood up and chuckled.

Subject: Re: Ed's Hangover Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:57 am

"You can leave, racist bitch!"

Subject: Re: Ed's Hangover Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:02 am

Wilbert took the girl back to the guest room and shut the door. "I love white girls."

Subject: Re: Ed's Hangover Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:06 am

Ed lit up a joint and turned on Dora the Explorer.

(Had to fit another inside joke in.)

Subject: Re: Ed's Hangover Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:27 pm

(Lol at Dora the Exlporer)

Noah knocked on the door.

"Hey Mr. L open up" he yelled his eyes bloodshot and obviously high

Subject: Re: Ed's Hangover Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:18 am

"Hey Noah, Cheese Puffs are in the pantry."

Subject: Re: Ed's Hangover Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:27 am

(lol)

"Thanks man so what's up here man" he said looking through his pantry and grabbing the cheese puffs

Subject: Re: Ed's Hangover Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:29 pm

"What?"

Subject: Re: Ed's Hangover Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:37 pm

"What are you guys doing"

Subject: Re: Ed's Hangover Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:25 pm

Wilbert kicked open the guest room door..."Sup Niggas?!"

Subject: Re: Ed's Hangover Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:59 am

"PUT SOME MOTHERFUCKING PANTS ON!"

Subject: Re: Ed's Hangover Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:35 pm

:My bad dawg!" Wilbert walked back into the room and put his pants back on, then walked out..."Sorry dawg, I didn't mean ta embarrass yo ass like dat..."